17 Best Gifts for Stoners Who Are Really Hard to Surprise

Perfect gifts for a stoner girl who loves her weed as much as she loves her girly knick-knacks? Your spliff queen will be impressed with the most adorable subscription box on the market — the Stoney Babe box.

The box contains feminine, and above all, incredibly charming smoking equipment. On top of that, all the materials in the box are hand-crafted by women-owned small businesses.

You want a cute lipstick lighter to light up your joint? Or maybe a keychain pipe? You got it! The theme of the boxes changes each month, and this month’s theme smells like weed spirit. You’ve guessed it, it’s everyone’s favorite pop culture decade — the 90s.

The box is adequately named the Wild Weed box. It contains 5–10 cannabis-related items dedicated to “girls who can’t be tamed.”

So, if you’re asking yourself: “what should I get my stoner girlfriend,” the Stoney Babe Box is a must. Best of all, you can choose between 4 monthly subscriptions — 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, and 12 months. Plus, she can cancel the subscription anytime.

What are practical gifts for weed smokers? Well, how about a super-convenient portable vaporizer that will take them to cloud 9 (pun very intended!)?

If you have that one friend who’s just starting to vape, the Atomic9 herb vaporizer will be the perfect device to start off with since it’s fairly simple to use and clean. Likewise, it feels great in hand, and it’s fairly discreet.

In fact, Atomic9 will literally blow you away with its originality and functionality.

What really impressed us about Atomic9, though, was its retractable herb loading shovel (you’ll find it under the magnetic mouthpiece), the residue cleaning chamber, and the detachable vapor cooling chamber, which cools down the vapor before inhalation, making the smoking sessions less harsh and richer in flavor.

Unlike classic vaporizers that offer “just” 4 temperature settings, Atomic9 comes with not 1 but 6 temperature modes (356F–428F) and a “Dual Layer” heating tech to top it all off.

Therefore, Atomic9 should be on top of your cool stoner gifts. Keep in mind, though, that since it’s a small vaporizer, it won’t heat up as quickly as, for example, the more expensive Pax 3; it will take about 30 seconds to reach 356°F. 

Even so, this is quite fast for a small device. Plus, you get 9–12 quality hits with a single charge!

This versatile and highly-functional tray is the perfect gift for a messy doper. Not only will it look cool in your bestie’s living room, but it will also help them organize all of their stash and smoking accessories.

To our great delight, Blazy Susan comes with a ton of compartments. You’ve got everything, from a cup and a built-in phone-holder to batteries, pens, and lighter slots (for both Bic lighters and Clipper lighters). All of these have their own place.

The cool gal Susie comes with an 8” circular silicone pad in 8 different colors and a food-grade silicone slap in 9 different colors where they can prepare their concentrates. For an additional buck, we also got a deluxe silicone ashtray and a custom silicone dab station.

In short, Blazy Susan trays are great gifts for weed smokers as they are made by real smokers (for smokers by smokers!). So if you want to transform your loved one from an average doper to a fastidious cannabisseur, give ol’ Susie a spin.

When it comes to weed related gifts, if you have that special friend or a family member who’s big on stylish and minimalistic pipes, we recommend you give Session Goods pipe a go.

Namely, this pipe checks every box in our book — it’s made of tinted black borosilicate glass (2.5mm thick); it comes with an ash catcher; it can stand upright due to its flat base. And it provides smooth hits (this we enjoyed in particular!).

With this lovely, small, and discrete pipe, you won’t have any problems blending in with the crowd while blasting your favorite strain.

On top of that, this pipe is also a perfect gift for clumsy hasheads (and the ones who constantly forget where they put their pipes, like us) since it comes with a silicone carry sleeve for protection and a steel keychain, in case you want to attach it to your belt or bag.

Since Session Goods is a brand known for its sophisticated and classy blazing equipment, if you’re on a hunt for stoner birthday gifts for older members of your family, this should be your starting point.

And as a cherry on top, the brand donates a part of its income to organizations that support Black, Latinx, and Indigenous communities.

Charlotte’s Web Website Exclusive Gift Set is definitely one of the top cannabis gifts you can get for your loved ones.

For one, fans of Charlotte’s Web will love this box as it contains the brand’s holy trinity — CBD Calm Gummies (lemon-lime flavor) upgraded with a new, cleaner formula, focused on botanical ingredients. And we have to say, we were quite impressed with the blend!

In short, these are the Original CBD oil (50mg) — known for its dark color, very earthy flavor, and terpene-dominant ingredients — and gluten-free CBD Liquid Capsules (15mg).

This anti-stress set will not only save you 20% of the price, but you’ll also get to give your loved ones a perfect gift of serenity during the holidays.

What’s more, unlike Ebenezer Scrooge, Charlotte’s Web is one of the most generous brands that gives part of its pre-tax earnings to various charities, which is always a plus in our books.

Christmas weed presents for cat lovers come in a very practical yet cute form. We recommend Cattabis — the bright-colored socks of high-quality fabric with a cat-faced marijuana leaf printed on them.

Apart from the unique print, the socks are also made of a super-soft, highly breathable material (cotton, polyester, spandex). Moreover, you can give these socks to either your stoner girlfriend or boyfriend as they come in two sizes: women (6–10) and unisex (7–13).

On top of that, besides being cute, Cattabis socks are thick and comfortable. In fact, they were so comfy that we forgot to take them off before going to bed (don’t judge, it’s cold!). Likewise, the colors on the socks will still be bright even after you wash them a dozen times.

All this makes Cattabis the perfect gift for cat people who aren’t bothered with receiving too many compliments — these flashy socks attract them like magnets.

If you want to find cool weed gifts for your bong buddies to make their hitting the hay as smooth and fun as possible, then try Hemper’s Cactus Jack bong — an original and wacky mixture of a bubbler and a glass bong that will make a perfect addition to your friend’s pretty smoking accessories.

Not only does it provide perfectly smooth hits, but it can also be used as a dab rig if you attach a 14mm banger to it (that conveniently comes with the set).

If you compare Cactus Jack with other neat glass bongs, for example, the Diamond glass 16” straight tube bong, you’ll notice there’s a big difference in size. Still, despite it being only 7″ tall, Cactus Jack has a Mike Tyson punch, as we immediately found out, making it an ideal gift for both beginner and veteran dopers.

All in all, if you want to find funny weed gifts that are visually pleasing, and most importantly, highly functional, you can’t go wrong with Hemper’s Cactus Jack bong. It will surely become the name of the party at every smoking sesh. Plus, it’s cute beyond belief!

Looking for cool gifts for stoners who prefer medibles over marijuana joints? Well, look no further! All the better if they also happen to be cooking aficionados!

Created by a female stoner duo — namely, Stephanie Hua, the founder of Mellows, a photographer and food writer, and Coreen Carroll, the winner of the Netflix competition series (Cooked with Cannabis) — Edibles: Small Bites for the Modern Cannabis Kitchen is an easy-to-follow and highly versatile recipe book.

So expect some truly delicious treats next time you go visit!

Featuring some extremely vibrant photography for each recipe, it will inspire you to experiment with different kinds of ingredients and tastes for this “weed Christmas.” Best of all, the recipes are extremely simple, making them great even for beginners.

For instance, we tried their “green ham & egg cups” and we were (quite literally) blown away. In short, the cookbook goes beyond the usual, cliché stoner recipes (pot brownies, we’re looking at you!).

As a result, Edibles: Small Bites for the Modern Cannabis Kitchen is one of the coolest gifts for all the potheads chefs wannabes. Better yet, it contains 30 bite-sized recipes (both sweet and savory) where you’ll learn how to make the best Spiced Superfood Truffles, as well as how to make the perfect cannabutter, which is the basis for a wide range of cannabis delicacies.

Want to find 420 gifts for him or her that will be original but won’t cost you a real fortune? Well, we recommend you get them a handmade bubbler sprinkled with colorful artwork — G-Spot’s glass hammer bubbler pipe, in short.

What makes these bubbler pipes truly unique stoner gifts, apart from being individually handmade (each bubbler is different), is their ability to change their colors as the resin builds up inside the diffuser chamber. In addition to that, the pipe is designed with magnifiers (placed on top of the bubbler) that will make each smoking experience quite unique and eccentric.

Besides looking like something that just came out of the latest SF movie, the G-Spot glass hammer bubbler pipe also provides pretty smooth and flavorful hits due to its built-in slitted diffuser. Hits like a champ!

You’ll also like the size of the bowl. For one, it can carry a fair amount of dry herbs, i.e., enough to last for burning at least two smoking sessions. Moreover, you won’t have to worry about clogs as the bubbler’s stem is bigger on the inside.

Now, if you’re looking for classy gifts for stoners that are true fashionistas, Carine Roitfeld’s (ex editor-in-chief of the French Vogue) Eau de Parfum George will simply knock them off their feet! Better yet, everyone will remember them by their scent, and not only their ability to roll a triple braid joint.

Carine Roitfeld Eau de Parfum George is our favorite fragrance from Roitfeld’s collection of seven perfumes, inspired by her seven fictional lovers in seven cities — Aurélien, George, Kar-Wai, Lawrence, Orson, Sebastian, and Vladimir. The main idea behind George is to capture London and its punk rock weed vibe.

This gender-neutral perfume could be described as a mixture of Chanell N°19 and Cristalle. Upon opening the bottle, we were hit by a fresh and sharp aroma mixed with warm notes of citrus fizz and galbanum (expect an intense green and woody smell).

TeePublic is a platform that sells items made by independent creators and offers a wide variety of products — from clothing items for both kids and adults to home goods, cases, and stickers. 

What’s more, they have a number of cannabis-inspired products that make for really funny stoner gifts. 

For instance, you can give this charming mug with a cool “Life is better when you N-Hale” print to your blaster buddy who likes their coffee the way they like their strains — strong and uplifting.  

Add in some delicious CBD tea into the mix, and you’ll get yourself a perfectly warm and cozy Christmas gift; we already know what we’re treating ourselves with this year.

In addition, you can also find stickers, travel mugs, wall art, and T-shirts with the same print (and a number of other fun cannabis-inspired prints) — in short, you can find cheap stoner gifts for everyone’s taste!

Want to find three weed gifts for the price of one (more or less)? Then take a look at the Miss Grass Hemp + Herb Mini Pre-Roll Trio! 

This special package contains three different pre-rolls that will suit all of your friend’s needs — namely, XXX Hemp + Herb Minis For Pleasure, ZZZ Hemp + Herb Minis For Sleep, and 000 Hemp + Herb Minis for Balance.

And to our delight, each pre-roll is made of organic CBD hemp flower and adaptogenic and entheogenic food-grade herbs.  

Now, let’s get into more detail. The XXX pre-rolls will spice up your friend’s (or partner’s) sexual life since they are infused with aphrodisiac florals such as damiana, hibiscus, rose, and jasmine. They will also provide them with a euphoric hit. So, we’d say this is one of the sexiest marijuana gifts.

Or, if you wanna help your loved ones achieve serenity, they can smoke the ZZZ mini joints infused with lemon balm, lavender, blue lotus, and skullcap. For calmness, surprise them with the 000 pre-rolls.

In short, the Miss Grass Hemp + Herb Mini Pre-Roll trio is one of the best gifts for potheads who want to reap all the benefits of cannabinoids without getting high. You can make one person happy, or three! 

Finally, this female-owned business gives 1% of your purchase to the nonprofit organization of your choice.

So, you still can’t figure out what to give your girlfriend for Christmas? Well, luckily for you, we have the perfect stoner gift box for her — the Moon Mother’s Goddess Bundle.

This bundle contains four of the brand’s best-selling products including the Glow CBD Skin Serum, Nourish CBD Face Mask, Wise Woman CBD Ritual Bath, and the Moon Mother’s newest product — CBD Intimacy Oil. In short, this box contains the very best the CBD world has to offer.

Let’s start off with the Glow CBD Skin Serum, an organic daily moisturizer that your stoner girlfriend will love due to its powerful soothing and moisturizing effects. Even if you don’t know her particular skin type, don’t worry. She’ll still be able to use the serum since it’s intended for all skin types.

Next, Moon Mother’s stoner gift sets include a nourishing CBD face mask (formulated by a clinical herbalist), CBD bath salts, and a 2oz bottle of CBD intimacy oil that can be used as a natural lubricant.

We also appreciate that Moon Mother Hemp Company is, like Miss Grass, one of the few woman-owned businesses on the CBD market. So, treat your canna queen like the goddess she is and get her this amazing package!

Here’s a sweet treat for all the ganja chefs out there — a waffle maker with a cannabis leaf design that will transform the most typical weedhead into a creative gourmet!

Besides being one of the most creative Christmas gifts for stoners who love to cook, Waffleye’s waffle maker is also highly practical. You can use it to make different sweet and savory stoner treats (besides waffles), such as cinnamon rolls, cornbread, grilled cheese, or quesadillas.

Now, as for the tech stuff, Waffleye’s cooking surface is made of a non-stick Teflon. Meaning, your crispy waffles won’t stick or break apart, despite the device’s design.

What we liked best though was that it heats up pretty quickly, and it gets the job done in about three minutes. Once you put the batter in you’ll have enough time to toke a pinner to whet your appetite.

On top of that, besides the device, you’ll also get easy-to-read instructions, a list of recipes, and helpful cooking tips. In our opinion, Waffleye’s waffle maker is one of the best gifts for weed lovers who often crave munchies after a long smoking session.

The Good Vibe Tribe bag and its goodies fit the definition of good gifts for stoners. 

Not only do you get to choose between three different designs of the bag, but you also get three of the brand’s best-selling CBD bottles — the O.G., Chill TONIC, and Chronic TONIC!

If you have a pothead friend who’s always stressed out about their job or love life, the O.G. CBD oil will hit the right spot. The exquisite tonic contains 700mg of CBD and ashwagandha, a shrub known for its anti-stress effects. Moreover, this oil will help them get rid of anxiety and enter a general state of calmness.

For weed insomniacs, there’s the Chill TONIC, infused with lemon balm and passionflower. At the same time, dope athletes will enjoy the effects of Chronic TONIC, a roll-on that provides pain fast relief. Plus, it has a pleasant herbal smell.

Tonic is also a philanthropic CBD brand; they donate a portion of the sales to various nonprofit organizations each month.

To sum up, the Good Vibe Tribe tonic set is a great way to show you care.

What do you get stoners who love the nerdy stuff? How about a mini skull bubbler? Trust us, this small bubbler will become their favorite smoking accessory during the long DnD sessions. Why?

Well, first of all, it’s a cool-looking skull! And, it comes in three different color patterns — that is, golden, rainbow, and clear. We recommend you go with the transparent version, not only because it looks like a prop from Indiana Jones movies, but because the color will eventually come off due to frequent usage.

Secondly, this mini skull bubbler is made of sturdy materials (high-quality borosilicate glass), so it will take a lot for it to break (however, don’t push your luck). It also comes with a 14mm male bowl and a 14mm female joint.

And lastly, due to their size, mini bubblers are great gifts for stoners who like to travel with their smoking gear. On that note, the skull bubbler is only 8” tall, meaning it will fit all standard smell-proof backpacks.

That said, don’t make the same mistake as we did and get fooled by this bubbler’s size since it offers surprisingly strong and smooth hits.

Is your stoner mom a fan of all things vintage, including her blazing gear? If that’s the case, we have a perfect solution in the form of a neat, little grinder.

Now, don’t get fooled by Canna Style’s cottage core grinder look. Namely, this colorful grinder is as functional as it’s cute. And knowing how most grinders on today’s market come in only one color, this pink beauty should definitely be on your “stoner gifts for her” list.

What we liked the most about the cottage core grinder, besides the rosy pattern that matches up when the lid is closed correctly, is its high functionality (wink wink).

In addition to that, this grinder has four different layers. The first layer includes the magnetic top lid; the second layer is made of sharp grinder teeth; the third layer comes with stainless steel mesh screen filters, whereas the fourth layer takes the role of the pollen catcher.

Plus, you get a cute pink spatula!

Last but not least, Canna Style is a female-owned business that sells various girly smoking accessories with adorable and unique (mostly floral) designs, from pipes and bongs to ashtrays and rolling trays. Just in case you want to find other cool weed stuff for your female stoners.